Get your popcorn ready and your credit cards warmed up because Apple's throwing another virtual shindig, and you're invited! Cue the confetti and the catchy tagline 'Let loose' because apparently, the world's been holding its breath since 2023 for the next iPad installment.
But hey, who can blame them? Apple's got a knack for turning product launches into full-blown spectacles, complete with prerecorded cheers and enough suspense to make even the most seasoned thriller writer jealous.
And speaking of suspense, rumor has it we might even get treated to some fresh iPhone colors. Because why settle for boring old black when you can have neon pink, right?
But let's not forget the real star of the show: Siri's impending AI takeover. Sure, she might start by just reminding you to buy milk, but who knows where her ambitions might lead? World domination has to start somewhere, and it might as well be from the palm of your hand.
So grab your favorite comfy chair and get ready to witness the tech event of the year. Mark your calendars for May 7th at 10 a.m. Eastern Time, because in the world of Apple, even the launch events are a masterpiece worth streaming.